(Pronounced: kir-king) A simulteanous combo of jerking off while crying. Usually accompanied by pictures of your ex or mental visons of a tough breakup.
"I think Zak is going emo on us. After Vanessa dumped him, I caught him cerking it to old yearbook photos of her. I haven't seen a man cry that hard in a long time."
by B-caine January 27, 2008
Bryson: Wanna go to the mall and jircle cerk
All of the friends he has because he is so cool: Hell yea
All of the friends he has because he is so cool: Hell yea
by homersimpsonisyellow February 26, 2019
by Fouhchis March 09, 2015