Verb. From the words cerebral and masturbate. def. To engage in self-absorbed conversation, normally rhetorical and rarely clever, that is strictly for the pleasure of the speaker.

A disease that severely affects the brain causing the sufferer to be devoid of common sense, reality and render them completely useless at everything

The act of completely forgetting the name of an actor, song, book, movie or name of anything that one is generally familiar with. The "on-the-tip-of-my-tongue" phenomenon. The 'mind-burp' is the moment of relief, the actual recall. i.e., "Aha! I got it! I remember!"

A description for one who has superior intellect and utilizes their abilities to outwit any opponent in a competition.

A disease that severely affects the brain causing the sufferer to be devoid of common sense, reality and render them completely useless at everything

The orgasmic head rush that you get when you stretch after sitting for long periods of time. May also cause short blindness, and dizziness.

When you drink an egregious amount of alcohol, smoke one bowl of weed and you transform into a state of temporary shaking in which you cannot control your movements or complete menial tasks.