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When you and a buddy pour some cereal (Cheerios most of the time) and sit on a table and chat about personal issues.
John: Hey man lets have a Cereal Session
Brandon: hell yeah!
(John and Brandon pull up a seat and begin talking as their eating cereal.)
John: Hey whats up how life man?
Brandon: Dude I think my girlfriend is cheating on me.
John: why man?
Brandon: cause I think I might have herpes, my balls itch.
John: aww man that fucking sucks.
John: Yeah, Last week I was on vacation. I saw some chick and she was all over me man and then she told meet meet her in room 201.
Brandon: what? no way?
John: yeah dude, weird huh?
Brandon: hell yeah!
(John and Brandon pull up a seat and begin talking as their eating cereal.)
John: Hey whats up how life man?
Brandon: Dude I think my girlfriend is cheating on me.
John: why man?
Brandon: cause I think I might have herpes, my balls itch.
John: aww man that fucking sucks.
John: Yeah, Last week I was on vacation. I saw some chick and she was all over me man and then she told meet meet her in room 201.
Brandon: what? no way?
John: yeah dude, weird huh?
by Orange Crush Soda September 11, 2009
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011