The internet/phone service provider that advertises speeds far over what you get.
Exists because of having monopolies and people that are ignorant of how slow their speeds are.
Exists because of having monopolies and people that are ignorant of how slow their speeds are.
Person Under Centurylink Monopoly: Wow! I just increased my speeds from 0.25 Mbps to 2 Mbps with this new upgrade!
Lucky Person Living Somewhere Else: Aww, yeah! Upgrading from 30 Mbps to 60 Mbps!
Person Under Centurylink Monopoly: HOW ARE YOUR SPEEDS POSSIBLE!?
Lucky Person Living Somewhere Else: I have a good ISP!
Lucky Person Living Somewhere Else: Aww, yeah! Upgrading from 30 Mbps to 60 Mbps!
Person Under Centurylink Monopoly: HOW ARE YOUR SPEEDS POSSIBLE!?
Lucky Person Living Somewhere Else: I have a good ISP!
by Person Who Has Centurylink May 30, 2018
The worst US Internet Service Provider by far. The advertised speeds are never met, there are constant disconnections, and you guessed it... Horrible phone support!
Century Link: $19.99 a month for 50 megabit speeds!
Guy 1: Hey dude, why does the speed test only say 4.3 megabits?
Guy 2: It's because you're using bloody CenturyLink!
Guy 1: Hey dude, why does the speed test only say 4.3 megabits?
Guy 2: It's because you're using bloody CenturyLink!
by elevatorz89 January 29, 2019
by nickger January 25, 2019
Person1: hey I just got 60 Mbps Of centurylink WiFi!
Person2: you mean .888 Mbps right, because everyone knows that centurylink is the shittiest WiFi provider out there
Person1: fuck.
Person2: you mean .888 Mbps right, because everyone knows that centurylink is the shittiest WiFi provider out there
Person1: fuck.
by A sad CenturyLink user December 21, 2017
by xdarkvEnom October 13, 2013