After sex, while they are passed out, the act of pooping on your partners chest, smearing it all across their upper torso, dragging them into a sunny spot, and leaving it to dry. Afterwards, it can be removed and worn just like a Roman centurion’s body armour if you wish
“I need a costume for the fancy dress party” cried Ethal. “No problem love, lie down here and I’ll sort you out a proper Roman centurion costume”
by luvlyjubblies December 11, 2017
Teabagging someone in a way where your balls rest on their head and your dong hangs down between their eyes and on their nose, much like a Roman centurion helmet.
My wife and I were fighting last night, so I had to give her the ole Roman Centurion to let her know who the real gladiator is.
by Clever Satan March 11, 2022
A secret centurion is a group of friends who share inside jokes. Any group of people can form a secret centurion. There is only one exception. A Rithvik or a Navad can not be part of the secret centurion. Anyone else can.
Daniel: Twoooo!
Everyone except Rithvik: *Laughing* Wow! The whole secret centurion is laughing at that amazing joke!
Everyone except Rithvik: *Laughing* Wow! The whole secret centurion is laughing at that amazing joke!
by DnEiCgOgYa October 13, 2022
The rank below Lobster Lady/Lord in the online (found on Discord) army known as the Lobster Legion. Also known as just a moderator/mod. Centurions have similar powers to the Lobster Lady/Lord but when making an extra important call will consult the Lobster Lady.
by Lobster Lady March 6, 2023