A complex centrifuge designed to condensate, and thus enhance, a human's or other living thing's ego. While moderate treatments are said to have an encouraging and self-centering effect particularly on shy characters (as for instance emos), overexposure may result in a critical level of self-esteem surplus. The only apparatus known to create d-granite.
You're so arrogant, did you spend last night in the ego-centrifuge?
That emo kid should really spend a good day in the ego-centrifuge!
That emo kid should really spend a good day in the ego-centrifuge!
by Dr. No 2000 January 12, 2011
An anal fisting administered with such force that the anus is pulled outward from the body cavity then shoved back inside. This occurs repeatedly from the back and forth inertia of the invading fist.
I’m a walking prolapse today after that centrifugal fist last night.
My pink sock is still flapping around down there after that centrifugal fist.
My pink sock is still flapping around down there after that centrifugal fist.
by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017
That awkward thing where you and another person are face to face in a hallway and can't get around each other.
by SCVNGR July 25, 2015
The worst Studio C joke as proclaimed by Jeremy Warner. What happened was when the cast was bouncing ideas off each other, someone brought up a joke about centrifuge that everyone thought was bad except for Matt Meese, who loved it. The joke made it into the final cut of “The Original Gold Digger.”
The Centrifuge Joke:
“I just have to change the atomic structure of the straw through nuclear fusion! Just lemme get my centrifuge!”
-Matt Meese
“I just have to change the atomic structure of the straw through nuclear fusion! Just lemme get my centrifuge!”
-Matt Meese
by Quincy McKenzie July 10, 2020
An advanced, consumerist form of tetherball played by the children in Aldous Huxley's novel, Brave New World.
You can't play Electro-magnetic Golf according to the rules of Centrifugal Bumble-puppy.
The Director and his students stood for a short time watching a game of Centrifugal
Bumble-puppy. Twenty children were grouped in a circle round a chrome steel tower.
A ball thrown up so as to land on the platform at the top of the tower rolled down
into the interior, fell on a rapidly revolving disk, was hurled through one or other of
the numerous apertures pierced in the cylindrical casing, and had to be caught.
The Director and his students stood for a short time watching a game of Centrifugal
Bumble-puppy. Twenty children were grouped in a circle round a chrome steel tower.
A ball thrown up so as to land on the platform at the top of the tower rolled down
into the interior, fell on a rapidly revolving disk, was hurled through one or other of
the numerous apertures pierced in the cylindrical casing, and had to be caught.
by ikemen boogie August 10, 2009
by Andi @ Cirrutopia April 28, 2005