Daniel locked his grandfather in a horses stable and tried to make him sit on a nail but his cement hooch bent the nail sideways.
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by Cementjobguy March 05, 2014
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It's what the term CMP stands for in the civil engineering world. Not really, but this way when the instructor follows the link one should leave on a final exam, they see proof that this word is in fact, in a dictionary.
by tharris May 03, 2012
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When a man slides his erect penis inside a woman's vagina to full length and begins to rotate his hips in a 360 degree circle, essentially stirring the juices inside her. Centrifugal force causes the penis to shift in in the opposite direction of the rotation. This is best done without a condom however, as the centrifugal friction may cause the condom to shift and/or break. You've been warned!
I attempted the "cement mixer" whilst my lady was cumming and she flooded the bed! Thank god the sheets weren't high thread count!!
by CriscoShortnin May 29, 2021
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Two individuals perform oral on each other to completion. While the participants mouths are still full of cum, they proceed to have intercourse while aggressively French kissing.
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Whilst in Burger King, “Hey Ian, look at that beautiful girl over there at 3 O clock.
Ian: “Yeah, look how she eats, like a fuckin cement mixer on a building site!”
Ian: “Yeah, look how she eats, like a fuckin cement mixer on a building site!”
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