a condition felt upon arising (from being horizontal to vertical) in which your head feels like it is full of cement

caused by gastro-esphogial-reflux-disorder (GERD)-when the mist of refluxed stomach acids reach the sinus cavity thereby generating an excess of mucus to expel the foreign substance
Suzanne was tired of waking up every morning with cement head. She went to her doctor to learn why and he said that the condition is a result of GERD. He gave her a scrip for Nexium and the cement head went away.
by WordPak Revisited December 30, 2011
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When you cum in a bitches mouth, and she swishes, and swirls it around in her mouth, then she spits it on your chest, and lets it dry.
That fucking slut was sucking my cock, and decided to give me a cement truck, so I punched that bitch in her cunt
by Pervert Fireman February 17, 2010
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Is when you’re so scared of getting raped in prison, that you don’t wipe your ass for 10 years, in hope that it will Scare off potential diddlers. But what happens to you, is you’re held down while Six guys Bukakake your well crusted ass. In preparation for Imminent destruction.
Hey boy, you’re gonna pay for taking my waffle at breakfast. It’s time time for mixing cement”.
by Peanut mud butt November 02, 2020
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When you blow a load on your stomach and wipe it in instead of wiping it off.
“I’ve been doing cement belly for about a month now, and my stomach is rock hard.”
by Wtfdudethatsgross July 08, 2019
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When you have a boner for so long that it becomes so hard that it could crack the pavement on the sidewalk if you fell down
Hold on man, let this cement boner die down, then I'll play ball
by kevro February 11, 2015
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When people sleep on city sidewalks, usually performed by homeless people.
"I got kicked out of the shelter, so I guess I'm back to cement surfing."
by The Homeless Guy June 05, 2014
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When a contract is reached with an offer and an acceptance.
Agreement of terms.
Also see; cast in stone
Zoey said the price was thirty a gram, if buying an ounce. I gave a nod, to cement the deal.
by rucus11 November 03, 2009
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