A game played by one's self or between friends that requires all parties to finish whatever alcoholic beverages they have in their vicinity without standing up. No bathroom breaks are allowed until the beverages are finished, and the end goal of this drinking game is to get so drunk it is almost impossible to stand back up.
Bro #1: Yo, what happened to bro #3 tonight? He can't even stand.
Bro #2: He played cement shoes tonight, announced to the crowd before he wanted to get naked and have his ass eaten by a homeless man/woman.
by analdestroyer123 March 06, 2021
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when your dental hygiene resembles Brett Kavanaugh's
jesus fucking christ Tim have you brushed lately? cuz you have visible brown teeth and cement gums
by Uncle Joosie September 26, 2018
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The classiest way to refer to your sperm or semen.
John: "Lindsay sucked until my balls were dry of my gent cement"
by JJHaedo March 26, 2014
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a cement hole is the term for a cheap prostitutes porn hole which is filled with wet cement as a lubricant and also deterent, to make sure clients dont stay inside too long, or will have a floozy on his man rod. Hence; Cement hole.
-AHHHHHHHHHH crap!
you didnt tell me you were a cement holer!!!!!
- should be quicker then shouldn't you.
by GAAAZZZZZ November 16, 2008
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Colloquial term used when describing a violent act such as pushing someone down hard enough that they hit the ground/cement. Can be said as a threat or as a joke between friends.
Guy 1: *bumps into guy 2*
Guy 2: "you better watch yourself buddy or I'll cement ya"
by EMS Crew March 19, 2014
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In baseball, when a pitcher throws a slider that doesn't break and hangs in the trike zone. It becomes an easily hitable pitch.
The reliever threw a cement mixer and the hitter crushed it for a grand slam.
by Granny Smith November 18, 2012
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A name for usually fatty foods that produce tar-like feces which requires excessive amonts of toiletpaper to clean and/or a shower afterwards to feel normal again.
Peabody: "Hey Gus I just got some cheese curds from the store would you like to try some?'
Gus: "Peabody you must be bat shit crazy, everyone knows that cheese curds are asshole cement"
by Qochata April 15, 2014
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