A foul, disgusting, horrible, drink made of a shot of lime juice and another shot of Bailey's Irish Cream.
You drink the lime juice first and hold it in your mouth. You then shot the Bailey's and swish them together in your mouth as though you were using mouthwash.
Within several seconds your mouth will be full of a rancidly textured ball of goop (the "cement"). As a straight male I can't vouch for it but it must be similar to having a mouthful of cum. Swallowing it is even worse.
They are so gross that the clown who buys you one of these is lucky if you don't gob it back in his face.
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You drink the lime juice first and hold it in your mouth. You then shot the Bailey's and swish them together in your mouth as though you were using mouthwash.
Within several seconds your mouth will be full of a rancidly textured ball of goop (the "cement"). As a straight male I can't vouch for it but it must be similar to having a mouthful of cum. Swallowing it is even worse.
They are so gross that the clown who buys you one of these is lucky if you don't gob it back in his face.
Better choices can be found in the tags below.
by Choda Boy 57 August 23, 2006
A sex move, especially popular in the south, where a girl holds a mouthful of hot grits in her mouth while performing oral sex on a guy.
My girl did the cement mixer on me last night, but she cooked the grits too long and scalded my penis.
by whodoneit March 10, 2010
When you jerk off in the shower, and the semen mixes with the water, creating a sticky, white glue otherwise known as shower cement.
Damnit Billy! You could have cleaned up in the shower! My feet are stuck to the tub with all that shower cement you've been making!
by the gordano January 04, 2017
Person 1: I wanna fuck that girl Linda
Person 2: Good luck, i heard she has a cement vagina
Person 1: Well i have a jackhammer penis
Person 2: Good luck, i heard she has a cement vagina
Person 1: Well i have a jackhammer penis
by Icoinedthat May 08, 2009
“Police have received information that some of the milkshakes thrown today during the demonstration contained quick-drying cement. We are encouraging anyone hit with a substance today to report it to police.”
-Portland Police
“It's not a proper milkshake if it's not Portland Cement.”
-R. Chirgwin
-Portland Police
“It's not a proper milkshake if it's not Portland Cement.”
-R. Chirgwin
by DerLuftmensch July 01, 2019
the act of one patry blowing a load on to another parties face and letting the cum harden of the parties face to where it is hard to open their eyes.
by bigjoey1 January 27, 2009
It is sometimes suggested that egg cement is a typo of "excrement". This definition however has been rejected by many peers. Egg cement is egg cement.
egg cement
by Egg Cement March 15, 2018