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A condition that exists for those with minimal or no knowledge of celebrity gossip, news, or other information pertaining to the personal lives of actors/actresses, musicians, athletes, politicians, and other famous personalities.
"How could you not know Tom Cruise is a scientologist???? You're so celebretarded!"
by larrythelifter November 03, 2011
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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