Person 1: Dude did you hear about Johnny?
Person 2: Yah man. He got caught white-handed. He's not getting his laptop back for a long time.
Person 1: He really needs to lay off the masturbation.

He does jerk it, I caught him white handed.

"Dude I was so horny, so I started jerking. Right when I exploded, my dad came into my room and I was caught white handed."

Jimmy: *nutting furiously*
Dead Grandma: What the fook Jimmy that’s desgustang *slaps dick*
Jimmy: Damn grandma you caught me white handed

Caught white handed - when ur bussin a phat one and ur dead grandma walks in and slaps your peen so she gets cum on her hand

A: Have you seen Jake? I suspected he is in his dorm room but it was locked.
B: Hmm.. maybe he is there and didn't want to be caught white handed.
A: Yeah, could be.

Yesterday, I was caught white handed, by my mom.