May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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A brunette babe with a killer body, skilled in the art of "Shake Weight". Also works wonders with a Hula-Hoop.
by LunchMonday January 26, 2010
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An adorable little shit who has a lot of sass, like how is it even possible for someone to have that much sass contained within them? They're very smart and are beautiful in every way. They're very fun to cuddle and have an adorable lisp. And if you want to talk skyrim, they're the person you go to.
by *Ironically uses finger guns* February 23, 2017