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A wetland plant that looks like a wiener. The cattail comes from the genus typha. A cattail has a brown, fuzzy flower and erect green leaves.
My cousin picked a cattail from the pond and told me that it was a hairy hotdog
by Diamond.gal33 December 28, 2018
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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When a man wakes up and finds his erection protruding from the front pocket of his FTL's.
Dude, I woke and didn't know my cat tail was showing through my FTLs,Jan saw it, so she sucked my cock.
by PooBone October 18, 2013
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long skinny breasts, usually unbraed ,hanging breasts
please put a bra on those cattails!
by darose February 04, 2010
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A cat tail is a piece of dookie that has fallen just right so that it lands sticking straight up out of the toilet bowl water.
Joe: Oh man, that burger I ate last night plopped down like a big cat tail this morning!

Kate: Ew, gross!
by vanevery May 17, 2010
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When you laugh so hard that you can not control your self, and you roll around on the ground in pain but you can't stop laughing no mattrer how hard you try.
Man I went cattail the other day.When Bob got sacked and fell off the deck!
by jonny slim June 23, 2005
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