a person thats says one thing but does another,

Unequivocally uncool, usually a rotund woman who makes annoying cackling goose calls at her muy pequeño television set while watching reruns of Roseanne. She usually drives a minivan and works in radio.

code name for cocaine, but personifies the word.

Undercover cheating slut. Spreads disease and cheats her way through relationships. Usually fat and ugly as a child, loses weight by drug use and has at least a couple of stds.

A catholic person. Word used by non-catholic people.

A women who pees on couches

It wasn’t even her couch

The act of being extremely interesting, smart, cool, athletic, and just about every positive thing that a person can be.