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As an online discussion grows longer, the probability it being reduced to dick jokes approaches 1.
c.f Godwin's Law
Note: invoking Cathcart's Law massively increases the probability of dick jokes, as it contains the fragment "grows longer".
c.f Godwin's Law
Note: invoking Cathcart's Law massively increases the probability of dick jokes, as it contains the fragment "grows longer".
(following a lengthy conversation about GPS)
Steve: My GPS has a 3" screen, and it's perfectly adequate for my needs.
Tim: Yeah, but how long do you want to be staring at a 3" thing?
Steve: ...
Tim: Cathcart's Law!
Steve: My GPS has a 3" screen, and it's perfectly adequate for my needs.
Tim: Yeah, but how long do you want to be staring at a 3" thing?
Steve: ...
Tim: Cathcart's Law!
by baztastic March 10, 2011
Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.
Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
by blank babushka October 24, 2009