Guy 1: broooo im so scared of catgirl maid mega
Guy 2: who though:
Guy 1: she's just really hot and scary tbh
Guy 2: Catgirlmaidmegaphobia?
Guy 1: yeah yeah that
Guy 2: oh
Guy 3: (catgirl maid mega): hello motherfucker
Guy 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *dies*

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz