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Category five (stemming from the term used to describe hurricanes) refers to a man who is a category five stalker. This man will stay obscenely close to a girl a bar in attempts to get her to notice him. He may also follow a girl around, or show up in places where he knows the girl may be, such as her house.

Category five can also refer to a man who is category five crazy, or category five creepy.
Sarah warned Jessica that she had a Category five staring at her from across the bar.

April knew he crossed the line to Category five when she found him waiting in his car in the alley behind her house.
by maenadinchicago October 28, 2010
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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