End of the world scenario where Joe Bevins runs out of bags of pizza, and begins eating bags of people instead.

It is estimated he could go through the entire 6 billion population of the planet in a third of the time it would take to wipe them out with weapons of mass destruction.

Notre Damus predicted this after seeing Joe at a local Dairy Queen placing a to go order.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.