" Oh my god my babys suck on the train tracks" Sounds like a job for CatMorph. CatMorph would Morph into a track and let the train roll around the defenceless child and then Morph back to his/her original form.

A cat that can change shape or form at the blink of an eye! CatMorph is an out of the ordinary feline that preforms good or bad deed's, u can never tell what s/he is plotting to do next.