When James Dickinson enters a room, and inserts his chode-like penis into a cat's anus, thus causing the cat to shriek and flee the room.
*James enters*
*James smirks when a cat comes into sight*
*Cat rape occurs courtesy of James*
*James has a celebratory dance to S Club 7's 'reach for the stars'*
by BlondeCatLover February 19, 2010
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When a female is raped passionately and screams like a cat. They usually scratch pretty violently. Similar to doggystyle. The victim eventually likes it since the rapist has to be around the same age. This is also similar to suprise sex.
Dylan cat raped Jordan. Garren was the king of cat rapage.
by BludgeonedBill November 02, 2009
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I walked into the room when i saw her. My cat my sweet little pussy cat. I rip off my pants with the intention of giving her a little surprise. My penis was now hard, after seeing my cat sleep im sure any guy would go hard. I sneaked up on her and grabbed her. i pounded my dick straight into her ass. she screamed so loudly. AhhhHHh. It felt so good. I continued to pound and pound and pound it felt so good. Blood was coming out of my cats ass and i was ripping out her fur. It felt sooooo good. Thats when my cat went limp. I realized that she had died from blood loss. I had penetrated her way to hard.
by catrapeman May 19, 2019
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rape cat destroyer of worlds is one of the most fearsome and terrifying forces on earth. rape cat is several dozen feet tall and is nigh indestructible. most of the time he sleeps rolle din a ball in the sun, but once every few years, he goes on a terrible rampage, consuming entire cities and leaving the earth desolate and desecrated behind him. the streets run red with blood when rape cat come to town. during his reign of terror, rape cat never stops screaming swear words. every breath he takes is accompanied by a curse word so foul, that it would put a wounded pirate to shame.

if word of rape cat's awakening reaches your ears, find a deep dark hole, or start running very fast in the opposite direction
person 1- oh sweet zombie Jesus on a pogo stick!

person 2- what in shits name is the matter?

person 1- Rape cat is awake.

person 2- oh good glorious gods of the the Netherlands, hide me!

person 1- fuck you, i got no room left in my bunker.

person 2- oh noes, I'm gonna die!
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