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The cat tax is the requirement to post cute pictures of your cat when you mention them on the internet.
Prima: "My cat is so sweet! She claws me in the face when her bowl is empty."
Segunda: "You forgot to pay the cat tax."
Prima: "My mistake! Here is a picture of my jerk cat."
Segunda: "You forgot to pay the cat tax."
Prima: "My mistake! Here is a picture of my jerk cat."
by Anyhoozle December 17, 2020
Apr 23 Word of the Day
1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.
When kilig, one may experience the following:
*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality
Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
When kilig, one may experience the following:
*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality
Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
KILIGS much?? ^_^
by mis2n.yoo June 07, 2011
3
A picture of cute cat serving as payment for violating the unwritten rules of a photo message board, such as Imgur.
Posts deserving a cat tax include: posting selfies, feeding the trolls, making bad puns.
Posts deserving a cat tax include: posting selfies, feeding the trolls, making bad puns.
by Enter the Void February 01, 2017
4
An image of a cat as a gesture of gratitude to someone that had done you a favor or is in the process of doing you a favor. Usually to remove any sign of sarcasm.
by BenderIsGreat32 January 01, 2017
6
A random cat picture sent through a cyber message system. An action that resembles a car's random behavior. Sometimes used as an ice breaker.
I could not think of a reason to initiate a conversation with person A, so i sent him/her a Cat Tax.
by BenderIsGreat32 January 01, 2017