Cuban Castration is the act of slicing off the tip of your penis during sex and using blood as lube. In order for the act to be Cuban Castration, the people participating in the sex have to be in Cuba.
Man 1: Bro, I heard Jose pulled a Cuban Castration on that chick during their vacation.
Man 2: That's some serious shit. You can tell he's committed to her.
Man 2: That's some serious shit. You can tell he's committed to her.
by NutellaIsNut March 18, 2018
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A celebrity or politician who has his balls cut off and handed to him by the media after texting or emailing photos of his penis to women.
Brett Favre deserved the cyber castration he got from the media after texting photos of his man junk to a woman.
Will Rep Weiner recover from the cyber castration by the media for sexting his penis pix to several women?
Will Rep Weiner recover from the cyber castration by the media for sexting his penis pix to several women?
by @creativfluffer June 07, 2011
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by Phil AKA Luke James CIA June 20, 2007
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by Apendicitis April 20, 2021
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you touch a human wrong, especially on this National Castrate-a-Muther-Fucker Day , ANYONE has the right to castrate-a-muther-fucker by means of their choice.
by SteveNeffer April 19, 2021
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CBS News anchor Norah O'Donnell, describing Trump's claim of victory in the 2020 presidential election, when he had not won, when votes were being counted, and when Biden held the lead in the Electoral College.
Trump is guilty of "castrating the facts of the election results" said O'Donnell, a sentiment echoed even on Fox News.
by Monkey's Dad November 04, 2020
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by Chippy625271 February 13, 2018
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