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Emasculation. Removal of the male sexual organs. Practiced by ancient and barbaric societies where sex was considered highly evil.

Also used in the courts of ancient China to produce eunuchs, castrated male servants who could be trusted to be in close proximity to the Emperor. To be near the Emperor was to be near his harem, so naturally few men were allowed to be in his presence. Eunuchs were considered safe, since they had neither the will nor the ability to "sample the goods" as it were. As a result, eunuchs could gain special leverage with the Emperor, due to their proximity to him, and be appointed to high government offices. Towards the end of the 19th century, some of the most powerful men in the country were eunuchs.
Castration: I'm a take this meat cleaver to yo' nuts, bitch!
by the birds and trees May 19, 2008
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Method of male sterilisation in which the testicles are removed by means of a pair of toenail clippers or other such device.
"AAAAAAAAARGH!!!" "Hold still!"
by Mr. Stab July 19, 2004
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Castration- to castrate (verb). To remove the male genitalia. To chop off your dick. What happens when you get married.
"Tomorrow's my wedding day, and I'm gonna get some castration!"
by anti-pro-moe January 21, 2012
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What women do to men when they marry them. Also see whipped.
The reason he looks so pathetic is because the stupid bastard got married and succumbed to castration by that shrew bitch of a wife.
by analfucker July 03, 2006
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the punishment commonly received by naught buys who don't eat their veggies.
Mum: son you didn't eat your veggies you know what that means.
kid: no not that!
Mum: that's right castration time. *pulls out knife*
by sexyalgeriangod May 31, 2021
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