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Smallest stupid town in the world. It's primary export is buffalo meat and the main hang out is Jiffy Mart. The school district is the only school in the world that gives people detention for showing up late to school. It also has an abundance of wiggers.
"I had to ride my bike over to Jiffy Mart, and I passed the Buffalo Farm, it was the longest half mile ride of my life, I hate Castleton "

"Johnny got detention for calling the science teacher a wigger,"

by Tokein White April 21, 2009
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Castleton is a shithole where the kids run it more than police. Always a bunch of pissed up teenagers on fields or even the streets. CHILDREN carry knives bigger than themselves and bully streamline taxis
You hear about those kids in castleton?
No why?
They’ve just been having a police chase down the main road
by AllanSmith567 January 21, 2021
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Rochdale is a shithole with some shit little towns such as castleton/cassy where a bunch of kids run it more than the police do and kids as young as 13 get caught with blades the size of them
Did you hear about them castleton kids?
Nah why
They tried knocking a shopkeeper out coz he wouldn’t let them 50p off a chocolate bar
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by Amaansameen54 January 06, 2021
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Castleton is some shitty little town in rochdale where the kids run it more than police ,carry blades bigger than themselves and bully shopkeepers
You heard about them kids from castleton

There little shits they are
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by Amaansameen54 January 13, 2021
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