by MBU December 11, 2017
by Strippers February 03, 2009
Often mispronounced "Ka-Sall", this last name could be the last one you hear, because when attached to a woman, manipulation will be your way of death. Typically on drugs or drug addiction treatment medications, this name carrier will begin acting as the damnsel in distress, then slowly get you to do things for her. She will mention liking something, in hopes you get it for her. Do NOT expect anything in return. Expect speaks of family, but don't expect to have one with her. She will talk down on then to you, and down on you to them. The Cassell family sticks together, backing each web of lie with another one. She won't let you see your child, but will let other men around them.
Friend 1: hey man, did you see that new Cassell girl?
Friend 2: bro trust me, my friend dated her 4 years ago and he's still telling me women are pieces of sh*t!
Friend 2: bro trust me, my friend dated her 4 years ago and he's still telling me women are pieces of sh*t!
by Mjonesbitchhh October 29, 2018
James Cassells is known as the sexy drummer of Asking Alexandria. He's easily remembered by his thick yorkshire accent and his tendency to not wear any clothing on his top half while playing. He also plays " Drooms" not "drums".
AA fan 1- Hey did you hear that James Cassells broke the snare drum 2 songs in at the gig in glasgow?
AA fan 2 - yeah! what a guy
AA fan 2 - yeah! what a guy
by whoresnop April 12, 2013
1. Cousin of the main character from the popular 1980's film, E.T.
2. Los Angeles Clippers guard who brought popularity to the Clippers in the 2005-2006 with his jaw dropping dunks and excellent ability to split team's defenses and dish it off to his teammates
2. Los Angeles Clippers guard who brought popularity to the Clippers in the 2005-2006 with his jaw dropping dunks and excellent ability to split team's defenses and dish it off to his teammates
1. Sam Cassell is E.T.'s cousin
2. Did you see that, he totally cheated with his alien powers to dunk like that!
2. Did you see that, he totally cheated with his alien powers to dunk like that!
by Chris Browns May 27, 2006
Matt Cassel is the current backup QB for an NFL Franchise named The New England Patriots. Matt entered the NFL in the 7th Round of the 2005 NFL Draft. He made his debut in a 41-17 loss to the San Diego Chargers. His career highlight came in the 2008 season when Patriots star QB Tom Brady went down to a nasty knee injury. His season concluded with, 321-508 Passes, 3651 yards, 21 TDs and 11 INTs. He failed to lead the Patriots to the 2008 NFL Playoffs, but this young man is a Free Agent in the season upcoming, unless he is re-signed by the Patriots. We will just have to see what the future has in store for this young QB.
Tom: Hey, did you see Matt Cassel last week?
Doug: Yeah! He torched The Cardinals in that 47-7 win with 20 of 36 passes for 345 yards, three touchdowns, and no interceptions!
Tom: Better than I could of done with this damn knee!
Doug: Yeah! He torched The Cardinals in that 47-7 win with 20 of 36 passes for 345 yards, three touchdowns, and no interceptions!
Tom: Better than I could of done with this damn knee!
by PatrickBoles December 29, 2008
1. Fans of Virginia Tech basketball. Named for Cassell Coliseum, home of the Hokies. Superior in every respect to the cameron crazies of Duke.
2. Baddest motherfuckers on the planet. Known for their love of moonshine and "Enter Sandman."
2. Baddest motherfuckers on the planet. Known for their love of moonshine and "Enter Sandman."
Duke Player 1: Man those Cassell Crazies are fuckin rowdy. They own our fans hardcore.
Duke Player 2: Like totally.
Duke Player 1: Wanna go have butt-sex?
Duke Player 2: Do you have to ask?
Duke Player 2: Like totally.
Duke Player 1: Wanna go have butt-sex?
Duke Player 2: Do you have to ask?
by Samuel M.F. Johnson January 27, 2005