The absolute COOLEST town that you have never been to and prob never will. The people are called Cassellian Hellians and are complete BAD ASSES. Cassella also has some of the Hottest Girls in the world! Cassella is located in Mercer County Ohio in the middle of a Cornfield right by the Cassella Church. The Cassellians also have their own song too

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk