The goal-keeper for Spanish team Real Madrid. The hottest football (soccer in the USA) player on earth.

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

A person who saves semen in a small baggie with the sole intention of sneaking it into a movie theater to add to his popcorn