It means you're freaking ripped. Wood = hard = carved = chisled = ripped. Common sense for the win! However; if you are carved out of wood, be prepared to immolate easily.
To be carved out of wood, one must lift weights, and do pushups regularly. Definately not for the lazy/impatient.
by Not Zane September 09, 2004
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When someone really frustrates you or sort of angers you but you don't want to piss them off in return.

A phrase to express your frustration.
If your friend is constantly missing the point or keeps making the same mistake over and over.

You would say, man, you make my ass want to carve stove wood.
by SkyukaDave June 22, 2007
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