Anyone with this last name has a huge dick (fact) and gets the hottest girls

Jerking off into sweaty used socks.

Taller than most likes guns and knives. Stronger than most great singer and great voice.

the biggest hick ever.

A hobo that lives in an abandoned minibus and jerks off into empty turtle shells.

N. A douchebag with a small penis and bad hair, usually un-showered.

man who is good at woodshop and even better at using computers. when a man becomes greater then he believes himself to be.