Carver is often a person with an extremely large muscle mass and and extremely large group of friends but also another thing that is large to get the ladies. Carver is the type of person to give your money to.

a master wood worker

Taller than most. Stronger than most. Great in bed. Massive @$%#.

A man who shits in closets

Hardcore, powerful, stubborn, rich family from the south

Anyone with this last name has a huge dick (fact) and gets the hottest girls

Jerking off into sweaty used socks.