Finding a cartoon or animated cartoon very attractive.
Dude I watched Avarar yesterday, Neytiri s fucking cartoon hot ,I wanna tap that.
by Pro stock March 29, 2020
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Using Ketamine and Cocaine at the same time. Name comes from the cartoon animal on the box of Mexican Ketamine that is smuggled over the border for sale in the United States
Cartooning is almost as good as a candy flip"
by Conrad July 26, 2003
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Logic based on fallacies that cannot be backed up by actual evidence. Like building a fire underwater, their logic is flawed and childish
“Hey did you know that I’ve gotten straight A’s throughout high school, so know I’m definitely going to get a scholarship”

Shut up you weirdo book worm. You have cartoon logic. No college wants a nerd who plays no sports.
by spicy mayo August 23, 2020
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AKA Cartoon Physics.

A law in cartoons that states that if something impossible would be amusing if it actually happened, then it will happen.

That's not the entire rule, either; see below.
The full definition of Cartoon Logic is as follows:

*Should the character be able to do this?

> Yes No

*Would it be funny if they couldn't?

> Yes No

*They can't do it.

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*Should the character be able to do this?

Yes > No

*Would it be funny if they could?

> Yes No

*They can do it.

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*Should the character be able to do this?

> Yes No

*Would it be funny if they couldn't?

Yes > No

*They can do it.

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*Should the character be able to do this?

Yes > No

*Would it be funny if they could?

Yes > No
*They can't do it.
by None of your beeswax, pal June 05, 2021
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Cable network that airs (mostly) cartoons, know for their rather self-deprecating and sarcastic sense of humor, specifically on the Adult Swim side of things. Has an arch-rivalry with Nickelodeon.
Does my cable provider carry Cartoon Network ?

Adult Swim is a block on Cartoon Network.
by Clarkzero July 19, 2020
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A channel that is currently declining in the recent years due to the network losing a lot of great shows like Adventure Time, Regular Show, Steven Universe, and Infinity Train (although the latter moved to HBO Max). I've lost all of my respect for the network when they announced Cartoonito. The network also screwed over Infinity Train by cancelling it after book 4 and rejecting book 5 because of it being too dark for children.
"Cartoon Network went downhill nowadays." - a quote from me.
by Cohenfan31 August 27, 2021
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When you step on a rake and it hits you in the face, like in Tom and Jerry
Tom stepped on a rake and then got hit in the face!! Cartoon physics, LOL
by your father, November 21, 2018
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