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Adjective.

To be exceedingly slow, in the manner of a horse pulling a heavily-laden cart.
Steve: "Jon isn't very fast."

Tom: "He's carted mate."
by jon88 March 23, 2009
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(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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When you fart and cough at the same time.
When you fart and cough at the same time.

"Man I just carted"
by vmrose August 18, 2007
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when you see a selfish inconsiderate person blocking an aisle in a store, you shove a shopping cart down the aisle and when it hits them, you yell "hey, if you weren't blocking the whole aisle it might of missed" and then you run away making your daring escape to sweat victory.
I saw this rude inconsiderate guy blocking an aisle and decided he needed to get carted.
by the aisle protector. February 15, 2010
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To simultaneously Cough and Fart at the same time. The fart is usually explosive, so be careful. Do not do this at work.
"i carted so hard today at the checkout at Walmart." "I'll bet I can Cart louder than you!", "I think I Carted a hole in my underwear."
by Wordermeister121 March 01, 2014
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When you coughed and farted at the same time!!
Him: Man what did i just do? I coughed and farted

Her: Boi you CARTED
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