Carsten is the best human being ever to exist. He is super good looking, especially in crocs. He is one of the most intelligent people on the planet, as well as the most athletic. An overall god.
Carsten is so amazing at everything always.
by Zach Caddo July 24, 2018
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A basement dweller who only plays video games and watches cartoons. a sad excuse for a person with his long blond hair that he ties up in a ponytail. NOT A MAN BUN. if you meet this boy best to stay away. back up 10 feet and call the authoritys.
man that gamer introvert is such a Carsten
by A_ guy September 13, 2017
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Loves men. Realllllyyyyy loves men. Carsten is gay.
This dude sucked my dick last week,”
“Wow, must be a Carsten.”
by PheoboBuffay November 15, 2017
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The sort of person to leave tortilla chips all over their bedroom floor, order electronics wholesale from china, and “accidentally” send you links to porn. Overall though he’s wonderful person who just wants everyone to be happy and content. He’ll go far out of his way just to make your day a bit more bearable. Be forewarned though, he’s awful at keeping secrets!
Damn, i’m so glad i got with Carsten, he’s a real keeper!
by lemon jelly! November 21, 2019
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A sexy lil jamaican boi.
Ben: I want to sleep with the Carsten tonight.
Brett: Let me sleep with him first please.
Socky: I will sleep with you instead of the Carsten.

Brett: Okay Ben I will sleep with Socky tonight and then Carsten tomorrow night I guess.
Ben: As long as I get to touch the Carsten TONIGHT!!!!!!!
by bluke69 March 27, 2019
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PRETTY MUCH a desperate high schooler in love with himself so much that it is sad. see also dweeb.
by Probably not jessica April 26, 2005
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