Carsten is the best human being ever to exist. He is super good looking, especially in crocs. He is one of the most intelligent people on the planet, as well as the most athletic. An overall god.
by Zach Caddo July 24, 2018
A basement dweller who only plays video games and watches cartoons. a sad excuse for a person with his long blond hair that he ties up in a ponytail. NOT A MAN BUN. if you meet this boy best to stay away. back up 10 feet and call the authoritys.
by A_ guy September 13, 2017
by PheoboBuffay November 15, 2017
The sort of person to leave tortilla chips all over their bedroom floor, order electronics wholesale from china, and “accidentally” send you links to porn. Overall though he’s wonderful person who just wants everyone to be happy and content. He’ll go far out of his way just to make your day a bit more bearable. Be forewarned though, he’s awful at keeping secrets!
by lemon jelly! November 21, 2019
Ben: I want to sleep with the Carsten tonight.
Brett: Let me sleep with him first please.
Socky: I will sleep with you instead of the Carsten.
Brett: Okay Ben I will sleep with Socky tonight and then Carsten tomorrow night I guess.
Ben: As long as I get to touch the Carsten TONIGHT!!!!!!!
Brett: Let me sleep with him first please.
Socky: I will sleep with you instead of the Carsten.
Brett: Okay Ben I will sleep with Socky tonight and then Carsten tomorrow night I guess.
Ben: As long as I get to touch the Carsten TONIGHT!!!!!!!
by bluke69 March 27, 2019
by Probably not jessica April 26, 2005