If you are ever lucky enough to encounter a Carson, make sure he stays in your life. On the first impression, a Carson may seem like a social butterfly who gives zero (0) shits about you or anything you do. Grow close to this new Carson; he will reveal his true colors once he gets used to you! He will be ultra protective and sensitive around those he truly trusts (such as crying during Beauty and the Beast). Being friends with a Carson includes lots of self-deprecating humor, excessive swearing, jokes about wanting to die, and puns about his sexuality.

Bonus: Free therapist! Best listener out there: 10/10

cute, funny, sexy, loving, caring, smile, great hair, great face

Name given to someone that is the Pimp Hand of God.

A sexy, bad ass, geek, with a horses dick. Every girl that looks at him wants to get fucked by him.

quite possibly one of the chillest people you'll ever meet. easy to be friends with, level headed, sweet, fun to be around, and too legit to quit. if you ever get the privilege of meeting a Carson get to know them

A boy who's charming, cute, lovely, and adorable. He charms you with every word that comes out of his mouth. He will love you till the end of time no matter what. He is the greatest boyfriend in the world and every girl that passes him up is missing out on something and someone amazing.

A kid that can do almost anything that his mind comes up with.