Carson is god. Carsonism is the religion that celebrates Carson and his core pratices and beliefs. The secret will not be shared as to how he is so powerful, it will only be revealed to those who join. Let us all celebrate and praise Carson efore the day or reckoning. He is God. He is life. Bless Carson
by Carsons most loyal acolyte September 28, 2021
A little kid that is in fifth grade and loves...to play with little girls,....if you know what I mean “wink” “wink” and I’m talking to Taylor you little slut.
1. Carson Judd
You ,me, let’s be girlfriend and boyfriend 1 week later .you,me.... I cheated on you.
You ,me, let’s be girlfriend and boyfriend 1 week later .you,me.... I cheated on you.
by Carter Patrick March 07, 2018
Carson Ling is dumb as rocks and likes to be a dickhead to everybody, but can’t take any sort of insult or criticism or else he’ll cry. Carson Ling is also probably one of the biggest homos you’ll ever meet.
Guy 1 - You wanna hang out with Carson ling later
Guy 2 - Nah fuck that nigga Carson Ling is always trying to hit on me and is a big bitch
Guy 2 - Nah fuck that nigga Carson Ling is always trying to hit on me and is a big bitch
by DopeAssNigga635 August 29, 2020
by fahad hossain May 17, 2019
A Carson Moment is when someone says something (Jokingly or not) pertaining to Grooming, Sexting or anything sexual to do with minors.
The term "Carson Moment" was made after the Youtuber CallMeCarson was accused of Grooming a 16 year old.
The term "Carson Moment" was made after the Youtuber CallMeCarson was accused of Grooming a 16 year old.
Person 1: "I'm gonna go groom some kids now."
Person 2: That's a Carson Moment
Person 1: What?
Person 2: What?
Person 2: That's a Carson Moment
Person 1: What?
Person 2: What?
by Jean Arvuckle February 21, 2021
Carson Neff is a name typically given to a BAMF, who can and will fuck shit up if need be, but can also be a teddy bear.
by xxxmastrmindxxx November 07, 2011

