Urban Dictionary: Carrot

Carrot

A promised improvement or change that never happens; usually in the workplace.

A form of bait used to keep the interest of a naive/trusting person.

An empty promise.

"They say things will get better when we the new front office system, but it's just another carrot!"

by Che Guevara August 22, 2003

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The little symbol you get when you press shift+6. Used in graphics calculators to raise a number to a certain power

If I hold down shift and press the 6 key, I get a carrot!
3^3 = 27

by Malignant_Slurpee March 21, 2004

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the act of putting a carrot in ones pants to make a buldge.

sir do you have a carrot in your pants

by mystery loverr January 28, 2014

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An evil vegetable that is trying to take over the world.

The carrots are coming!!!

by Karamazov15 September 20, 2016

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a homophobic/ transphobic slur
used against LGBT+ people

yeah, that chia is turning into a total carrot

by mikeyjbaby February 13, 2020

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An extrememly hard penis that snaps like a carrot.

Oh no! Nico's penis got so hard, when I started beating him off it snapped...like a carrot!!!!!
OH SHIT!!

by Whitey McCrackerington June 10, 2008

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Someone who get confused by fruit related metaphors

David: im a pineapple

Phil: your more of a melon i reckon

David: what... someone stupid or someone performing an activity with seemingly no intelligence!!

Phil: i dno i just thought it sounded coool

Sam: think you might have confused phil there david

David: hmmm i think so to mate. i think phil is a carrot!

Sam: oh a carrot! someone who get confused by fruit related metaphors

David: you got it in one!

by DaeDaveDavid February 07, 2010

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