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Miss California 2009.
A woman who claims that she is a good Christian by standing up to the devil by saying she didn't believe in gay marrige at the Miss America pagent.
A woman who claims that she is a good Christian by standing up to the devil by saying she didn't believe in gay marrige at the Miss America pagent.
Christians: Carrie Prejean is a good example to follow! She stood up for her beliefs and stood up for God even though she would lose the crown and get harrassed by liberals everywhere!
Me: I don't normally see good Christians prancing around a stage wearing a skimpy bikini with breast implants in a beauty pagent where the physical body is idolized in front of millions of people. I am also pretty sure that most good Christians don't pose for semi-nude photos, then act all shocked when they are leaked to the press. I smell hypocrisy.
Christian: But she stood up for whats right!
Me: But does she have the right state of mind? Has she really been living her life the way the bible would want her to live? Would you want YOUR daughter showing off her body like that and posing for semi-nude photod?
Christian: Thats different! The point is she stood up for whats right!
*actual conversation between me and this Christian kid at school*
Me: I don't normally see good Christians prancing around a stage wearing a skimpy bikini with breast implants in a beauty pagent where the physical body is idolized in front of millions of people. I am also pretty sure that most good Christians don't pose for semi-nude photos, then act all shocked when they are leaked to the press. I smell hypocrisy.
Christian: But she stood up for whats right!
Me: But does she have the right state of mind? Has she really been living her life the way the bible would want her to live? Would you want YOUR daughter showing off her body like that and posing for semi-nude photod?
Christian: Thats different! The point is she stood up for whats right!
*actual conversation between me and this Christian kid at school*
by VoldemortsNipple May 15, 2009
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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A Carrie Prejean is a wicked anti-homosexual lying slutbag trapped in a beautiful woman's body. Also see bitch
If you searched up Carrie Prejean to find the perfect example of a huge waste of physical beauty, you've searched up the right name.
by Woger Wabbit May 15, 2009