Camp Brittish comedian.
He is co-host of The Sunday Night Project with Justin Lee Collins.
he is also famous for his large teeth and thick rimmed glasses.
Relased his autobiography "Look Who It Is" in 2007
Released his Live tour DVD "Tooth Fairy Live" in 2007
He is son of Greame Carr. Football Player, Manager and some consider him to be a legend.
He is not a sibling of Jimmy Carr. Only idiots think that.
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He is co-host of The Sunday Night Project with Justin Lee Collins.
he is also famous for his large teeth and thick rimmed glasses.
Relased his autobiography "Look Who It Is" in 2007
Released his Live tour DVD "Tooth Fairy Live" in 2007
He is son of Greame Carr. Football Player, Manager and some consider him to be a legend.
He is not a sibling of Jimmy Carr. Only idiots think that.
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Alan Carr:
My dad was like "Oh dont send Alan to do anything electrical, he wouldnt know.."
Oh, What am I gonna do? Come out of Dixons with a Pony? *Lead invisible pony around stage"".. Ooooh. What am i like?
My dad was like "Oh dont send Alan to do anything electrical, he wouldnt know.."
Oh, What am I gonna do? Come out of Dixons with a Pony? *Lead invisible pony around stage"".. Ooooh. What am i like?
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To give a gay reacharound handjob to a person who is driving a car. This is given by guys with very feminine hands. Sometimes the man in the driver's seat is tricked into thinking that the girl in the passenger seat is giving him the tug job.
Aww man, it was so gross; I was driving my date home from a dance and got a B. Carr from a guy hiding in the back seat. I had no idea!
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A hilarious English Comedian known for his dry, dark, sarcastic and deadpan humour. He is one of the funniest people to ever live and he hosts "The Big Fat Quiz of the Year" as well as making numerous appearances on Comedy Central's "Just For Laughs".
Jimmy's girlfriend: "Jimmy, we've come to the crossroads in life where we have to decide whether to take the next step in our relationship, which would mean moving in together, or whether to break it off because frankly, I'm getting bored."
Jimmy Carr: "That's not crossroads, that's a T-junction"
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Jimmy Carr: "I had the sexual history conversation with my girlfriend yesterday, where I had to list every girl I'd ever been with. From the girl I lost my virginity to, up to her. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is where I should have stopped.
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Jimmy Carr: "It really annoys me when people say they hear voices in their heads, as opposed to where exactly. Hearing voices in your legs! That's proper mental!
Jimmy Carr: "That's not crossroads, that's a T-junction"
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Jimmy Carr: "I had the sexual history conversation with my girlfriend yesterday, where I had to list every girl I'd ever been with. From the girl I lost my virginity to, up to her. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is where I should have stopped.
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Jimmy Carr: "It really annoys me when people say they hear voices in their heads, as opposed to where exactly. Hearing voices in your legs! That's proper mental!
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A stuck up substitute teacher at hall mead school. She’s an absolute asshat who doesn’t understand art. She thinks she’s better than the real deal teachers. She can’t speak a sentence without shouting at least halfway through.
Person 1: I had miss Carr for art and she shouted at me for asking for a pencil
Person 2: what a wanker
Person 2: what a wanker
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Kiss drummer (1980-1991), born on July 11,1950. Risked his own life to run into a burning nightclub to save the life of a female musician named Sarita Henderson who was in his first band Creation, recorded several albums with KISS and was rumored to be close friends with pop star Bryan Adams. Died on November 24, 1991 of leukemia. Was the drummer that consecutively stayed with KISS the longest
Eric Carr is deeply missed by friends, family and fans all over the world. Not only was he a great musician, but also a great human being.
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Oliver Carr, the british Charlie Sheen. Makes woman weak at the knees just by the thought of him. Also a prolific trapper in the south east london area.
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Jimmy Carr is an english comedian well known for his dry, sataristical humor, or anti-humor. He is also the host for the popular game show on comedy central, "Distraction", and the British TV show "Your Face or Mine". In 2003, he was listed in The Observer as one of the 50 funniest acts in British comedy.
Jimmy Carr has an unique style of humor
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