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The smallest little shit hole in North Dakota, 30miles away from real civilization, and dictated by farmers. The winter months are at a comfortable -10°F most days. The most unlikely place you'll ever go to and brag about it.
"Have you ever heard of a little place called Carpio?"
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Why you searching this carpio? its literally a car that goes pio

or some one whos GAY
Oh hey look a GAY
Thats just carpio
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She's a little fishy in the sea who's got a plan to see, always treasure her for you see if you can find her heart, you'll never regret it, for you see she's very sweet, cute, and bubbly.

If you find her try to be upfront and honest and if you make her your friend you'll never lose her.

Definitely a cutie always and sometimes a little shy.
Senora Carpio esta muy hermosa y la amo.
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