Slang term for a cocaine addict who has dropped their blow onto the carpet.

A Carpet Suit is worn by someone who is routinely late to work. The suit allows them to blend in with the work environment and sneak into their office / cubical unnoticed. This suit allows their arrival at work to go undetected by those that sit near them. A carpet suit wearer will never say "good morning" or start a conversation until near lunch.

when someone’s (usually a female’s) carpet is not shaved to the point of full bush or shaven very poorly

General term for lesbian.

In the post-US Civil War South, carpetbaggers were Northerners who moved to the South to take advantage of the unstable social, financial, and political climate. They were called "carpetbaggers" to imply that they were such poor, transient characters that they merely moved south carrying all their possessions in a carpet-bag. A carpet-bag, by the way, isn't a bag for carrying carpet, but a soft-sided suitcase or satchel made out of carpet.

Today, the phrase refers to someone who moves to a new location for opportunistic reasons.

Tits so big and dangly that they drag the floor while you're doing her from behind

A female's jizz-covered pubis mons, unshaved.