Young children; offspring, kids, spawn, etc.
Hey Helen?
How's that little carpet pig of yours doing?
Has he gotten into any mischief lately?
by Telephony May 09, 2011
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The act of performing cunnilingus on a very well lubricated female.
Erica was so hot and bothered last night that I had to give her a good carpet mopping
by the J-rod March 16, 2008
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Prickly region that was shaved a couple days ago
"Oh dang, my girlfriend hasn't shaved in a couple days and my junk got chewed up by her shark carpet."
by Tacitblu July 19, 2016
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its the act by which someone if surfing the carpet looking for bits of crack that might have droped on the floor after a rough night.
crack heads go carpet surfing when they are fiending for more drugs.
by kareemo February 01, 2006
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An Arab who flies on a magical carpet.

see towlhead
Saffiyah clapped her hands and twenty flying men appeared at her side, each well trained in the art of combat.
by Lurido February 01, 2005
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When a baby is conceived by semen picked up off of the carpet. Often done by the "scooting method" where the male ejaculates onto the carpet and then the female scoots her vagina across the semen-covered area.
Ethan's insecurities arose upon the discovery that he himself was a carpet baby.

Oooo that boy is so fine I’d have his carpet babies!
by bobsagetlover1 August 09, 2010
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Burnley Carpet: Inexpensive brown floor covering, popular in the north of England.
Flattened out cardboard boxes.
Just moved into the bedsit, it has a lovely Burnley Carpet.
by Wilko1984uk October 05, 2014
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