One who eats carpet.

1-Flying carpet
2-Floor carpet
3-Car pet

to be so wasted, that you can't get up the floor.

A kid with curly hair, prone to thrust indecently but hilariously. Highly Ticklish and sustains an abundance of bass knowledge and skill.

n. slut, whore, person that puts out
see: shag carpet

Where you do everything

A 'code' word used in replace of the word gay.
Variations include 'carpet cleaner' which is refering to a gay person.