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1. One who states the obvious others refuse to admit, brilliantly points out the absurdity and contradictions of the American left through memes often causing consternation among NPCs.
Look at that poor NPC, looks like she is stuck behind a fence, she must have watched a carpedonktum meme.
by Dr VanNostrand December 31, 2019
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n. The birth name of somebody who has changed their name. Most commonly attributed to trans people, but can be attributed to any person who has changed their name. (sometimes written as two words: dead name)

v. 1. To call somebody by their deadname.
v. 2. To out somebody's deadname to the public.
Don't call her by her deadname. She hasn't gone by that name in years.
by Canola Yogurt September 16, 2014
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Defender of the Republic, stands up to the the evil Empire
Daaaammm...did you see Carpedonktum take out that whole platoon of storm troopers?
by Dr VanNostrand December 31, 2019
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The handle (gamer/hacker/online identity) of a conservative online personality and meme creator, found on Facebook, Instagram, & Youtube, among others.
Did you hear that pro trump supporter Carpedonktum's Twitter account got taken down last week?
by Louie Arden September 21, 2020
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Latin meaning 'seize the ass' refers to an unemployed coward who hides behind anonymity while letting his wife be the man of the house so he can stay at home and bitch online. Generally tries to provoke others for the very things he is guilty of himself with pathetic hypocrisy. His lashing out is a side effect of his own short comings and failures in life. Has anger issues toward everyone else due to his string poor decisions which started at birth. A next level keyboard warrior who inspires other keyboard warriors with equally weak minds.
That carpedonktum is really trying to belittle "welfare queens" online when he is in fact a "wefare king" - I hope his wife stops paying for his internet until he gets a actual job.
by CoulrophobicJuggalo July 11, 2019
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