To throw up because of alcohol. From the Latin "carpe dium" meaning to seize the day. Whenever you carpe, you probably had a fun night (seized the day).
Man, I had way too much to drink tonight. I think I'm going to carpe.
Aww. She carped all over the hallway.
I carped last time I played Edward 40 Hands.
Aww. She carped all over the hallway.
I carped last time I played Edward 40 Hands.
by kabooya March 07, 2010
I matched with this hot chick on tinder but she was nothing like the pictures. I turned that catfish into a carp and got a BJ. I got Carped.
by Tamar_Kaiz January 13, 2021
A sex move derived from the shocker/barracuda:
Instead of two in the pink, one in the stink, you put two fingers in the anus (pinky and ring finger) and one in the vagina (index finger).
Named after the carp because it is a bottom-dweller.
Instead of two in the pink, one in the stink, you put two fingers in the anus (pinky and ring finger) and one in the vagina (index finger).
Named after the carp because it is a bottom-dweller.
"Betty was satisfied with the barracuda but feels more 'full' after the carp"
"To everyone's enjoyment free carps were being handed out"
by Reuben Teuge March 30, 2009
(Noun) An individual who, in any given conversation, will not hesitate to barge in with predating knowledge of said conversation’s subject or subject matter. Often used to belittle others participating in said conversation or to attempt improved inclusion.
When coupled with an A-frame “power stance” it is typically to reinforce alpha male status.
(Verb) To commit the act described in being a carp
When coupled with an A-frame “power stance” it is typically to reinforce alpha male status.
(Verb) To commit the act described in being a carp
While regaling John with a dog training incident from last night, Barry stepped in and carped me. He stated that he had trained dozens of dogs over the last month and in less time than myself. He then informed me that my techniques were ineffective and outdated, as well as clearly not how he would do it.
by Jonathan Smithington February 10, 2012
Carp
A troll who jumps into a conversation without understanding the original topic and going completely off topic from the original intent of a statement. The person can also be described as performing the act of carping.
Where a Troll is derived from the act of trolling for fish, a carp is is derived from the Asian Carp jumping into the boat on their own.
A troll who jumps into a conversation without understanding the original topic and going completely off topic from the original intent of a statement. The person can also be described as performing the act of carping.
Where a Troll is derived from the act of trolling for fish, a carp is is derived from the Asian Carp jumping into the boat on their own.
I blogged a piece on how people's backgrounds influence their decisions but a carp showed up and went completely off topic.
by TheDevilInside November 03, 2012
A Trashy Heavyset or Thick woman.
Often found lurking in bars; near or around closing time, usually very easy to pick up, but can also become very angry or violent when in groups.
DO NOT APPROACH IF THEY ARE SWIMMING IN PACKS.
They like to eat lots of bar grub, tend to be chain Smokers and consumers of cheap beer.
Often found lurking in bars; near or around closing time, usually very easy to pick up, but can also become very angry or violent when in groups.
DO NOT APPROACH IF THEY ARE SWIMMING IN PACKS.
They like to eat lots of bar grub, tend to be chain Smokers and consumers of cheap beer.
Dude did you take that Carp home last night, she was dirty.
Yeah Man, but she was the only thing left at closing time.
Yeah Man, but she was the only thing left at closing time.
by Dropkick Johnny September 10, 2009
Depending upon the narrative, and other context, its to describe the norm / crapfest, and even of a person being querulous, for the most part, at which you don't need constantly. Likewise, it serves as an anagram for fishpaste from schools of bass-turds; the kind of primitive nature, resulting what pain or a drag it seems whenever a certain somebody does the unnecessary.
(distant grumbling in background) (Plankton's thoughts): "ARGH!! Why must I deal with these barnacles, inferior beyond my standard." "From Karen, the Goofy Goobers, the squid and worse of all: KRABS!!) *SIGH* What a load of carp. Everyone in a mile radius: Plankton!! Plankton: Heh-Heh! Words speak out then actions, right? no. No! NOO! Not the face!!
by JMHO May 20, 2020