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A crazy ,emotional ,funny person who will always have your back and loves takis
Omg Caron just saved me from getting in trouble
by AshleyNicole September 08, 2017
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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practically perfect in every way with a heart of gold. Truly fantastic, amazing and loves 'bandcamp'
Wow isn't she amazing, she's a real Caron!
by sum1-special February 03, 2010
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Usually a last name, it can be confused for Karen which is way different because Karen's are crazy moms
Person: What's your last name

Other Person: Caron

Person: ok so K-A-R-E-N

Other person: no C-A-R-O-N *thinking in mind* I'm not a crazy bitch Karen
by I can't think of a username 56 October 25, 2019
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Ca'Ron is a guy who tries so hard to pull a female but gets rejected and only pulls BBW'S
Ca'Ron tried so hard to pull a female but pulled a fat ass named madison.
by Jklolfr.com November 24, 2019
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