Whilst fucking her in the ass, you take a hit of the cigarette you’ve been smoking, spread her ass cheeks, blow into asshole and you wait for her to fart it back out into your mouth.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.