some fucked up cunt

The blackout drunk aunt at the christmas parties you always see but probably aren't allowed to talk to. You do it anyways because she's a funny drunk who has a lot of breakup stories thatt make you laugh.

A 1950's Lesbian Milf/Sugar Momma who we all would love to run us over in her Packard.

A woman that really loves lipstick, so much she wears it on all of her teeth. She also wears hair clips on both sides of her middle part. She encourages others to wear fanny packs and tooth lipstick

A mothafuckin chair

that one neighbor that cooks you dinner every now and then

Carol is that one neighbor that has an super annoying dog that wont stop barking, is really tall but fat, has all coughing illnesses in the world and smokes. He can be nice but he is really bossy and annoying most of the time.