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Carlwell is a person who dresses nicely to cover up his homosexuality, wears big sweater vests and leather boots to apear smarter even though his IQ is less than my finger count, says he’s Christian yet has a fucking list of people to stab and does drugs and church camps, and last but not least everyone pretends to like him because they’re scared of his psychopathic rage.
Man that Carlwell dude says he’s not gay but he wears boots with a sweater vest
by SwedishJesus August 17, 2018
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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