Founder and creator of Fiji water. He was running one of the most succesfull water shipment businesses in all of the north east, leading him to be one of the richest men in colonial America. He planned to destroy all of Shimshaw Creamtime's milk farms and viciously slaughter Charles (Creamtime's biggest cow), sending the milk industry down the drain. Using his money, Fiji hired an army of water mercenaries and started a war against Creamtime and the milk industry. Creamtime had George Washington on his side wich lead to Fiji loosing the war. At the end the milkman army burned Fiji's house down, tarred and feathered him and killed his family.
by cuch.bljuch June 27, 2021
Coolest guy who ever lived in the world. So cool. Wowee. Hoolah. Hooray! He is a genius too. Completely not gay whatsoever.
I wish my dad was Carlos German! My mom wants a Carlos German for her birthday! But there is only one cool Carlos German! And he is in AISJ!
by Carlos German November 15, 2016
by urmadrepadrecarlosgoden24 October 25, 2018
a funny guy who's down to earth, and never fails to make you smile. he's nice and knows how to treat people right.
yohhhhhhhh he's so carlos guzman
by kewlest kid out there November 08, 2020
He is ADDICTED to booty.
A dorky dumb-ass, with a smart-ass attitude.
He has dark hair, and an amazing sense of humor. He can be shy at times.
He loves the rain, and sad rap songs....There are very few people in his life (outside of his family), that he is super close with. The ones he is close with, are very grateful for him, and never wish to lose him.
No matter how long you know him, spending time with him will never become boring. He’s easy to talk to.
He comes up with the most amazing nicknames for his girl. His girl LOVESSS it when he calls her SEÑORITA, and PRINCESS!
He is capable of amazing things, and he often underestimates his abilities, capabilities and dreams!! :/
He is adorable, hilarious, shy, caring and HE IS VERY ATTRACTIVE IN MANY WAYS AND HE HAS A BEAUTIFUL FACE!
A dorky dumb-ass, with a smart-ass attitude.
He has dark hair, and an amazing sense of humor. He can be shy at times.
He loves the rain, and sad rap songs....There are very few people in his life (outside of his family), that he is super close with. The ones he is close with, are very grateful for him, and never wish to lose him.
No matter how long you know him, spending time with him will never become boring. He’s easy to talk to.
He comes up with the most amazing nicknames for his girl. His girl LOVESSS it when he calls her SEÑORITA, and PRINCESS!
He is capable of amazing things, and he often underestimates his abilities, capabilities and dreams!! :/
He is adorable, hilarious, shy, caring and HE IS VERY ATTRACTIVE IN MANY WAYS AND HE HAS A BEAUTIFUL FACE!
Carlos Jaramillo: (mr jaramillo - an amazing teacher!)
- I’d definitelyyy let him dominate me, anywhere, any time...
- What a dumb smart-ass...he must be a Carlos.
- His parents must be proud of raising such a loyal kind hearted dummy!
- I’d definitelyyy let him dominate me, anywhere, any time...
- What a dumb smart-ass...he must be a Carlos.
- His parents must be proud of raising such a loyal kind hearted dummy!
by shyweirdo March 25, 2020
by La Reina de CJ February 25, 2017
The decent, the reliable, the amazing Carlos Matos. The owner of Bitconnect and the richest guy in this world and his wife doesn't believe in him although the guy's salary is 1400$ per day.
Carlos Matos: Hey hey hey! Hey hey hey! Hey hey hey! Whassa wassa wassa wassa wassa wassa wassa up Bitconnnnnnnnnnnnnnect! Hey hey hey everybody my name is Carlos Matos and I am coming from New York City, New York and let me tell you guys that I am so excited, I am so happy, I am really so thrilled to be right now sharing this amazing, glorious, super, and exciting moment of my life with all of you guys, and let me tell you that we are really changing the world as we know it, the world is not anymore the way it used to be, mmm mmm, No! No! No! BITCONNECT! Wow! BITCONNECT! We are coming and we are coming in waves!
by alphawuria March 14, 2018

